my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
ugly straight guys that think every gay guy wants to suck their dick
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.